When I was about thirteen years old and had a subscription to Seventeen magazine (did anyone older than fifteen actually read Seventeen?), my favorite thing to read when a new issue arrived was the Traumarama section, where girls could write in with their most embarrassing stories. There are a few of these stories that have stayed with me over the years - like the one where the girl at the sleepover reveals that she has hairs growing around her nipples and her host's hottie older brother is eavesdropping on their conversation; or the one with the girl who forgets to bring underwear with her to the pool and so is walking home with her short shorts on and nothing underneath when the cutie she was crushing on spies her dangling tampon string - and tugs on it, thinking it's a loose thread on her shorts. OMG! I would like totally die!